If we are to continue seeing each other, I think we need to get a few things straight:
- It is not me in the video and it is not that funny anyway.
- I don't really care what somebody else has said about me in their blog, it's a free country.
- None of my family are millionaires who visited Nigeria, so they couldn't have been in the plane crash and I cannot therefore, claim any inheritance.
- I don't need a Russian wife thanks, I'm still trying to train my current non-Russian one.
- There is a perfectly good pharmacy in my home town, so I don't need to buy any medication from your Canadian one.
- I am quite happy with my all my bits and pieces thanks.
- My watch is working well and does not need replacing yet.
- I don't need a cheaper copy of Windows or Photoshop.
- My computer already has all the viruses, spyware, trojans, adware and worms that I could ever find useful, so I don't need anymore installing.
If you are happy with these points, then I am happy to continue our long-lasting relationship.